The Doctor's Funeral

I know I jumped the gun and posted a Friday Night Funny YESTERDAY...but this joke has popped up in my FaceBook feed SEVERAL times since then.  Since I'm trying to get geared up for our cemetery tours next week, PLUS my upcoming lecture on tombstone symbolism, I thought I'd go ahead and make this one a true Friday Night Funny!  Enjoy!

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist".

The proctologist fainted.