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Friday, August 5, 2022

Cursed Fridge: AFriday Funny

 


My stepmother had a heart attack on our kitchen floor in the middle of an electrical storm, and her soul was transferred into the computer unit of our smart fridge. She has been subtly undermining me ever since, commenting on how many processed cheese slices I've eaten, or whether I've put properly a lid back on a thing.

Whilst my wife finds comfort in her mother's still being around, I'm starting to feel it completely unreasonable that she's decided to linger in our fridge, judging me on my culinary decisions. SHE HAS TO GO.  Aside from the soul within, the fridge itself is in complete working order, and I'm sure the unit would be farm more agreeably housed with someone who hadn't forced their 'perfect child' into a life of 'mediocre servitude' 

I've come across this little flyer for a haunted fridge up for sale a couple of different times on social media, and have definitely had a giggle. This sounds like the perfect plot for a sci-fi horror; actually, I'm pretty sure I HAVE seen a near-similar plot! Anyway, it's interesting and begs the question---can an appliance be haunted, especially one with such a high tech computer component to it, here a human consciousness may become intertwined? That's kinda horrifying to think about. 

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